Hilton-Lohan Battle
Paris Hilton's boyfriend, Brandon Davis, trashtalks Lindsay Lohan to paparazzi outside L.A. nighclub
Talk about galactically bratty behaviour. TMZ.com posted video today of Paris Hilton and her beau for a microsecond, Brandon Davis, dissing Lindsay Lohan outside a Hollywood nightclub. Davis is the useless spawn of a billionaire businessman and he is best known for having dated actress Mischa Barton (The O.C.) for an awfully long time.
The complete video is posted here:
So, here's what went down. A severely drunk and humid-looking Davis (i.e. sweaty) slagged off Logan to the swarm of paparazzi around him (and I paraphrase)...He referred to Lohan's film Just My Luck. "What is she worth - $7 million? That's pitiful. She's poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel in New York."
And he added to no-one in particular. "Your dad is better looking than Lindsay Lohan. Would you sleep with her?" But he said it in a much more offensive manner. He also referred to her privates in a most derogatory way.
It gets worse - Davis went on to call Lohan a fire crotch. I'm not even sure what that means but it sounds wretched. Particularly galling is the fact that he clearly looks down on people who work hard and weren't born with a silver spoon up their rear.
I'm sure we all can remember (or not) episodes when we regular folk were a bit tipsy and tossed off a few snarky remarks to our closest friend, family, or, heck, the bartender about someone we don't like. But picking apart a person in front of the national press is a whole new level of déclassé. It's not that I'm a huge Lohan fan - her various car crashes and bratty behaviour are well documented. She even dissed her ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderamma (That '70s Show) on MTV's TRL after the couple broke up. She wore a T-shirt reading "You were never my boyfriend." That's as low as it got.
And what of Ms. Hilton? She, who has been called "the Bubonic Plague of our century". Well the skeleton-shaped heiress laughed hysterically at Davis' nonstop insults while repeatedly picking up the phone to ring up Lord knows who. She tripped along the sidewalk with Davis to her car and finally they drove off, press flashbulbs popping like gunfire around them. (Earlier in the week, the L.A. press reported a Hilton-Lohan catfight. Apparently, Hilton was irritated that Lohan referred to her in an interview and felt that she was leveraging their friendship to advance her own career. Whatever.)
What bloody brats, the pair of them.
Today, Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, tried to distance his client from Davis, telling TMZ, "We're dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her."
As for Paris egging Brandon on and holding up her cell phone, Mintz said that Paris "uses her cell phone as a defensive tool." Right, she didn't want to be involved with the horrible name calling and protected herself with technology. That has got to be the biggest load of malarkey. Thank God he's not defending her in a court of law.
One thing's for certain, Hilton's relationships tend to last as long as the lifespan of a firefly and we can only hope the Gruesome Twosome won't monopolize the airwaves for too much longer.
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