I haven’t used this phrase in so long so pardon me if it gives you whiplash as you hurtle back to the 1980s….but, like, gag me with a pitchfork.
The reason is simple – there’s a luscious Demi Moore posing on the cover of Vanity Fair gushing over her love for Ashton Kutcher and how it surprised her and came out of nowhere. Yeah May-December love, whatever, blabbedly blah!
The plastic surgery loving film star (G.I. Jane, St. Elmo’s Fire) who is 44 began dating Kutcher, 28, more than three years ago. They married in the fall of 2005.
“If somebody would have said, ‘OK, here is the prediction: You’re going to meet a man 25 years old and he’s going to see being with you and having your three kids as a bonus,’ I would have said, ‘Keep dreaming,’” Moore says in an interview in VF’s February issue, on newsstands January 9.
“I think it caught us both by surprise, and particularly him,” Moore says of Kutcher. “He was in this real rise of his career just as we met, which for a young man is prime opportunity for heavy-duty play.”
Instead of heavy-duty play though, Kutcher created Punk’d, messing around with superstars and mocking them on TV in a modern-day Candid Camera series. And of course what viewer can forget the classically awful film, Dude, Where’s My Car?
Moore also talked about the possibility of having kids with Kutcher. (Donated eggs with a few timed trips to Cedars Sinai anyone?)
“Most definitely,” she tells the magazine. “Once you hit three, when you’re outnumbered, it’s really, like, what’s the difference between (three or) four or five? For me, the most important thing that I’ve contributed is my children.” (Moore has three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis.)
I’m accepting bids on long the marriage will last… but don’t call me a cynic.