Saved By the Bell star wants to change image
File this under "Celebrities we never want to see naked in a zillion years."
The dude who played Screech in the forgettable '90s series Saved By the Bell apparently has his very own sex tape. Move over Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Paris Hilton.
His name is Dustin Diamond and he played 8th grader Samuel Powers, a goof with an atrocious voice. According to shady sources this morning, Diamond, who is now 29, engages in a "kinky three-way" with two women for 40 minutes.
I don't want to lose my job blogging here but apparently his hijinks include some bodily functions known as "Dirty Sanchez". Classy!
A guy I've never heard of, David Hans Schmidt, who is apparently a king of sleaze and has brokered some of Tinseltown's biggest celeb sex-tape deals, told the New York Daily News that he acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.
Did I saw EWWWWW yet? EWWWW.
Even as I'm typing this I'm having trouble believing any of it is true. If it was April 1, I'd feel so much better. But I'm only doing my job when I tell you this...
Anyway, Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt and other major distributors of adult video. Coz yeah, it'll be a BESTSELLER!
The New York Daily News also reports (note to self: never ever read the Daily News or share with readers!!) also reports that Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom The Knights of Prosperity. (That show was previously titled Let's Rob Mick Jagger.)
"I haven't seen the tape," Paul is quoted as saying. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
Like I said, classy!
